October 2011
Evil Kimono dress that killed 100,000 people
did-you-kno:
A kimono owned by three teenage girls, each of whom died before having a chance to wear it, was considered so unlucky that it was burned by a priest in 1657. But as the garment burned, a wind fanned the flames and started a fire that destroyed 75% of Tokyo killing 100,000 people.
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mum: you think the boys from the shows are all perfect but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: nothing
ironyatitsbest:
steam’s having a sale again
i just found this picture. i cried a bit inside
narwhal-ninja:
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Today at class
Teacher: Write a poem about leaves that you are going to give to your mother for Thanksgiving.
Next Day
Teacher: Ok Daniel read yours out loud.
Me: Ok... "I love you Mom, you look pretty just like these leaves, And you smell nice just like Febreze, Your personality is colorful and great, Like all of the leaves floating in the breeze,
Your forgiveness is as plentiful as the food on this plate, Thank you for all that you do for me."
Teacher: Febreze? No that ain't sound right take that part out.
What I said: You're just jelly.
What I should have said: You're just jelly your mom doesn't smell like Febreze.
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